我可怜的八月十五。。。

我可倒霉了今天，不知是犯太岁还是踩了狗屎。故事是这样的，我和人去打SQUASH明明已经闪到边去了，可是那女的挥拍好想杀人一样，（啊嚓~~~~）一声,球直接朝我的八月十五飞去，痛得我叫：赶羚羊！！！麻痹了好久哦！到了晚上，上大号还会阵阵痛的哩！今晚肯定恶魔来到我梦中。 唉~~~~~真是赶羚羊啊~~~~~~~~~~

Open Season

Boog (Martin Lawrence), a domesticated grizzly bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot (Ashton Kutcher), a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. When Elliot convinces Boog to leave his cushy home in a park ranger's garage to try a taste of the great outdoors, things quickly spiral out of control.Relocated to the forest with open season only three days away, Boog and Elliot must acclimate in a hurry. They must join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back! Boog (Martin Lawrence) is living the perfect life. In the tranquil town of Timberline, the genial grizzly bear enjoys all manner of creature comforts, courtesy of his surrogate mother, Beth (Debra Messing), the kindhearted forest ranger who rescued him as a cub. Boog relishes the perks of fame as the star of Beth's nature shows in the town's amphitheatre; and in Beth's converted garage, Boog watches his favorite tv shows, eats eight square meals a day and nestles in a comfy bed each night with his teddy bear, Dinkelman. Yes, Boog seems to have the perfect life -- until Elliot appears. Elliot (Ashton Kutcher) is a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer who arrives in town unconscious, missing an antler and strapped to the hood of a truck belonging to fanatical hunter Shaw (Gary Sinise). When Elliot awakes, he begs Boog to untie him. Boog finds Elliot's rapid fire pleas hard to ignore, and he releases the hapless mule deer. However, as if to prove that no good deed goes unpunished -- Elliot tracks Boog down to his home and lures him out for a crazy night on the town -- a bender which results in both of them being relocated to the forest.Boog awakens in the wilderness, panicked to find himself far from the comforts of home. When Elliot promises to help Boog find his way back to Timberline in exchange for space in Boog's cushy digs, the bewildered bear with no survival skills has no choice but to agree to the unlikely partnership. With open season upon them, Boog and Elliot must first work together merely to survive. The odd couple embarks on a hilarious journey, enlisting the aid of some helping hands -- er, paws -- along the way as they join forces with the denizens of the forest to turn the tables on the hunters, and once again make the forest safe for its four-legged inhabitants.

今天我做了恶做剧。

http://www.coool.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=24881&extra=page%3D1

我和QQ 开了一个玩笑。她不知会有什么反应？

寂寞总在繁华后不请自来..

所有的寂寞只不过是

一盆泥土的深浅，只不过是

与风雨那样近

却不能企及的距离，只不过是

玻璃帷幕定时折射进来的阳光

每天我可以仔细审视 浮游着的

埃尘 所有的寂寞只不过是

一生一世的努力也无法随意

探身 看十二层楼下的你

如何伸引，所有的寂寞

只不过是你在花园里

只不过是 我在等不及的岁月里

超强追女绝招

超强追女绝招

话说，有一天，一群人很无聊的玩著PS2。

玩著玩著，不知道哪一个白痴提议的，这样玩一点意思都没有，
我们来轮流，连挑真三国无双三30场，输的就要被命令去做一件事情。

结果通常上帝的旨意就是这样，既然提议了，那就请以身试法，
就这样，提议的那一个人30场全败，没一场赢过。

一群人浩浩荡荡的走向麦当劳，走向了柜?，第一个指令动作：
小姐：先生，请问您需要什么？
败者：小姐...请给我一份XXXXXXX！(由於声音过小所以自动消音)
小姐：抱歉， 请问您刚刚说什么？
败者(清了清嗓门)：请给我一份?最甜美的笑容！(声音放大)
小姐以及在旁边柜?点餐的人，全都目光集中在此人身上。
小姐(约略愣了3秒)：好的，请问还需要什么吗？
(那个小姐真的笑得很开心)

第二个指令动作：
他从背后拿出了一束玫瑰(P.s 附带一提他穿白色西装)

第三个指令动作：
小姐已经完全不知所措... ！
他用最平静的声音，最温柔的嗓音，最高亢的力道说著：
请让我将?的心外带好吗？

过不久，全场欢声雷动，不是鼓掌就是吹口哨！

不过事后，那三位朋友发现他们错估计了一点，那就是，
真的给他外带了。
目前那一个人真是幸福的让人想扁他。

看著好好学...

太可爱了，超想养一?

蔡依琳 陶?-今天你要嫁给我

蔡依琳 陶?-今天你要嫁给我

专辑:太美丽
春暖的花开带走冬天的感伤
微风吹来浪漫的气息
每一首情歌忽然充满意义
我就在此刻突然见到你

春暖的花香带走冬天的饥寒
微风吹来意外的爱情
鸟儿的高歌拉近我们距离
我就在此刻突然爱上你
听我说
手牵手跟我一起走
创造幸福的生活
昨天你来不及
明天就会可惜
今天嫁给我好吗

jolin in the house
dt(david tao) in the house
our love in the house

夏日的热情打动春天的懒散
阳光照耀美满的家庭
每一首情歌都会勾起回忆
想当年我是怎么认识你
冬天的忧伤结束秋天的孤单
微风吹来苦辣的思念
鸟儿的高歌唱着不要别离
此刻我多么想要拥抱你
听我说
手牵手跟我一起走
过着安定的生活
昨天你来不及
明天就会可惜
今天你要嫁给我
听我说
手牵手我们一起走
把你一生交给我
昨天不要回头
明天要到白首
今天你要嫁给我

听着礼堂的钟声
我们在上帝和亲友面前见证
这对男女生就要结为夫妻
不要忘了这一切是多么的神圣
你愿意生死苦乐永远和她在一起
爱惜她尊重她
安慰她保护着她
两人同时建立起美满的家庭
你愿意这样做吗
yes i do!

听我说
手牵手一路到尽头
把你一生交给我
昨天已是过去
明天更多回忆
今天你要嫁给我

今天是我的幸运日。

我去打劫 KARENＱ。竟然成功了，不敢相信！！　嘻嘻嘻！！！因为通常是失败的。一次搞定～～哈哈！！！虽然不多酷币，但心情变得好好，哦不因该是超爽，嘻嘻～～～我在想她一定气得两粒变大小粒！（身体的部位＝眼睛）　哈哈哈～～～～～她一定在报仇了。。。　Ｋａｒｅｎ　Ｑ　不好意思！（等?来出招）

吴崇宪 SHOW

有史以来，我笑得最久的一PART~~~~~
你不笑，我切。 嘻嘻嘻！！！！！

八月中秋山林凉，
风吹大地草枝摆，
甘霖老母赶羚羊，
来年羊毛超级卖，
草枝摆阿赶羚羊，
赶羚羊阿草枝摆，
庭院织芭为君开，
都兰山下金桔摆，
天摇地动舟渡岚，
呜呼甘霖老迹埋，
金桔摆阿老迹埋，
老迹埋阿金桔摆。

成龙 宝贝计划 ROB B HOOD

i watch liao, very funny at 1st, and last part will be very touching... I 1st time saw Jakkie chan become gamble master in movie, it not suitable him la, he suppose to be a good guy. Ha ha ha...
Anywhere the movie rating i give 4 star.

The Guardian

After losing his crew in a fatal crash, legendary Rescue Swimmer, Ben Randall, is sent to teach at "A" School, an elite training program for Coast Guard Rescue Swimmers. Wrestling with the loss of his crew members, he throws himself into teaching, turning the program upside down with his unorthodox training methods. While there, he encounters a young, cocky swim champ, Jake Fischer, who is driven to be the best. During training, Randall helps mold Jake's character, combining his raw talent with the heart and dedication required of a Rescue Swimmer. Upon graduation, Jake follows Randall to Kodiak, Alaska, where they face the inherent dangers of the Bering Sea. In his initial solo rescue, Jake learns firsthand from Randall, the true meaning of heroism and sacrifice, echoing the Swimmer's motto--"So Others May Live!"
Also Known As:
The Guardsman
Production Status:
Released
Logline:
A famed Coast Guard Rescue swimmer is re-assigned to teach at the legendary Coast Guard “A” School and inspires one cocky rookie to learn the true meaning of heroism and sacrifice.
Genres:
Action/Adventure and Drama
Running Time:
2 hrs. 19 min.
Release Date:
September 29th, 2006 (wide)
MPAA Rating:
PG-13 for intense sequences of action/peril, brief strong language and some sensuality.
Distributors:
Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
Production Co.:
Beacon Communications, Firm Films, ContraFilm
Studios:
Touchstone Pictures
Financiers:
Co-Financier: Beacon Communications
Filming Locations:
Shreveport, Louisiana, USA
Produced in:
United States